January 2012
Statues that I don't want to see on facebook.
New year, new me.
Real friends.
Are the type that even if you don’t talk everyday, whenever you catch up…it’s like things never changed.
Conversation at a red light with the car next to...
My friend : How does it feel ?
Random guy : Dude im so fucking high right now !
Me: you ran a red light and they caught you on camera !
Random guy : How'd that happen ?
Me: The red light?
Random guy: how'd they get a camera.....on the traffic light? thats some ninja shit.
Random guy: hey, you think if i drive backwards.......they'll think the camera's messed up and let me go?
December 2011
Anonymous asked: i cant reblog things like that. people i care about/that care about me will see it and get pissed at me some more.
If you have ever taken a razor blade to that...
She was fucking Jonathan.
So he has "swag" because the end of his dreads are...
College freshmans.
Pick 8am classes……………on purpose.
Sell back books…………….to school book store.
Buys books…………………from school book store.
Pick Friday morning classes………….on purpose.
Thirsty Thursdays……………..1st one to pass out……after 1 drink.
No...
I'm so broke .
I’m going to apply for a credit card in the morning.
& I vow not to buy anyone extravagant gifts next Christmas because i can’t be in this situation ever again in my life .
JayJayStar is a tumblr legend.
britteryikes:
He’s like… the Tom of tumblr.
LMFAO ^^
My post is 10,000 notes away from 1 million notes...
I don’t mean to glot or anything, but
My 10yr old sister just got her 2nd phone. It's an...
10 yrs old.
2nd phone.
iPhone.
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear...
Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
Oh shit I remember this!
skinnypantsandsumvans:
amen <3
You know how men fuck up...
women do too, ( if not worse. )
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Dear everyone,
I would like to wish each and everyone of you a Merry Christmas! Not only to you but to your families also, may the day be filled with joy and happiness; To the few I’ve met on here and the many I’m yet to meet, may God bless you all tonight, tomorrow and for many days to come !
-Viv
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Want to hear a joke ?
Men .
Christmas Mistletoe.
galaxyyyyy:
nightt0wl:
Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box. ;)
Because no one will.